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Dear People-that-I-steal-wireless-from-when-I'm-home,

Hi. I don't know who you are. I mean, I probably know you, but I don't know who I'm stealing internet from. I just wanted to say thanks. I really appreciate it.

Also, the signal has been kinda crappy this weekend. It isn't working too well and is causing me to have to plug my little laptop in to get the internet, which is just a hassle. You might want to check on that.

Sincerely,
Whitney